(via -obliviatee)
Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?", and if they would, I do not do that thing.
(via -obliviatee)
(via frie-nds)
(via lemonsnickety)
If the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face…
(via blur-of-stars)
(via jimmyfallonismybffsm)
(via jimmyfallonismybffsm)
“You lied to me. You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father. MY FATHER IS MY UNCLE!”
When that piece of music hits I just lose it.
(via getinthecage)

(via nicestrokepam)
(via poehlerization)

I LOVE it when Bill breaks
(via 100thsnldigitalshort)
Greatest moment in GG history. Bye bye Dean!
(via gottalovebeingafangirl)
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